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"You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the world, but when you're finished, you'll know absolutely nothing whatever about the bird... So let's look at the bird and see what it's doing - that's what counts." Richard Feynman.

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Favorite Flash Movies

  1. Rockman Neo
  2. Resident Evil: Flash Edn
  3. The Final Task
  4. Xiao Xiao No. 3
  5. 8 Bit D&D
  6. Angry White Boy Polka
  7. Garland Vs. The Imps
  8. Joe Zombie :: Episode 2
  9. There she is!!!
  10. Final Fantasy A+
  11. AHTM3 Trailer: Kill Billy
  12. Ytown Public 4
  13. Mario VS. Sonic (VGDC)
  14. The Icecream Machine
  15. arfenhouse teh movie too
  16. The Sticktrix Resolutions
  17. Prowlies at the River
  18. Monkey Island 2 Outtakes
  19. Pico's Unloaded
  20. Papertricks 1-6
  21. Field Guide to Snapping
  22. The Bahhhhble P.2
  23. Dad's Home
  24. Merry Melony ep.1
  25. Stick Slayer Episode 7
  26. Madness Avenger
  27. The Maxwell Edison Story
  28. Rush 2 ++
  29. The Void II
  30. We Drink Ritalin
  31. Rise of the MK: Part 2
  32. The Non-Livingstons #002
  33. The Return of Ganondorf
  34. littleFoot
  35. all yor base r blong 2 us
  36. Objectionable Apparatus
  37. Ribbachile!
  38. Whatever!
  39. Mario teaches Imperialism
  40. Rokémon!
  41. Alex Kidd
  42. X-Men: House of M part 4
  43. Walk-Smash-Walk
  44. *Out Of This World 1*
  45. Sonic X CC Trailer
  46. FF Tribute - Chocobo Mix
  47. Shoo Fly
  48. Black Belt VS Black Mage
  49. When Robots Attack
  50. Sniper Jeans
  51. Vietnam Recruitment Tape
  52. One o'Clock Jump
  53. Ignorance is Bliss
  54. 99K
  55. Sweet Nectar
  56. My US of Whateva!
  57. Bonzaii Bunny V
  58. The People's Mario
  59. Work It! - Olskoo NES
  60. Luis vs. ClockCrew
  61. Fantastic 4 - Doomsday
  62. Resident Evil 2.9
  63. The Double Yolker
  64. I Love Egg EP.9
  65. Bad Guys In Space
  66. My Cat
  67. Battle for the Portal Pt4
  68. Shadow Govt. Puppet Show
  69. kegel: creepiest creepy
  70. Retarded Animal Babies 5
  71. Night Trap
  72. Rice <3 Hat
  73. Retarded Animal Babies 17
  74. Albuquerque: THE MOVIE
  75. Phoenix Wrong: Last Stand
  76. Menya zovut Shnur
  77. Trichinosis
  78. Claveman Ep. 5/5 Alphanzo
  79. Future
  80. Claveman Ep. 3/5
  81. On The Moon (episode 10)
  82. Super Mario Blitz
  83. A Retarded Movie 2
  84. The Pygmy Shrew
  85. Eres Veneno ++
  86. Xombie: Chapter 9
  87. mighty, the...gnome
  88. Angry Dog
  89. PONG Gets Personal
  90. SchneiderCon
  91. Burnt Face Man 6
  92. Go, Go, Parody Rangers!
  93. Ducktales 2:Residuck Evil
  94. Liu Kang's Crossover
  95. World 1-4 Mario Vs Bowser
  96. Go, Go, Parody Rangers! 2
  97. The Lizard Vortex
  98. MGS 3: Crab Battle
  99. -Seven-
  100. Jerry
  101. TSAH
  102. Phoenix Wrong: No Shit
  103. RienLand
  104. Kong
  105. Hostage Situation 2
  106. Splash Attack
  107. Dad's at Work
  108. Weird Al's Best
  109. Monkey Island Flash Movie
  110. Health Reminder
  111. Decline of Video Gaming 3
  112. Ida's Luck Part 2
  113. Aladdin 3150
  114. Thwomps: The Movie
  115. All Your BLAM!
  116. Badly Drawn Dawg Series 2
  117. Metal Gear Yotsuba
  118. Hero WAR Battle of Titans
  1. Irving
  2. Objectionable Apparatus 2
  3. Fistful of Madness
  4. Happiness Apotheosis
  5. Madness: Deus Ex Machina
  6. Kite Plight
  7. How to Recognize Aliens
  8. Paper Wars
  9. Men From Up The Stairs
  10. Lemon Demon's "Bad Idea"
  11. Fallen Angel: Teaser
  12. Mastermind
  13. Waterlollies
  14. Pick Up: Act 2
  15. House of Squid
  16. Black Mages 5
  17. Retarded Animal Babies 13
  18. Mystic Island 3
  19. Gift of Ages
  20. Crush Kill Destroy Dance
  21. Clown Tech Support
  22. Sentient Fish Rape 2
  23. ScientLOLojyuuichi!!
  24. Madness Depredation
  25. Awesome Compilation Vol 6
  26. Email!!
  27. The Snap
  28. Super Mario Reloaded
  29. The Press & Punch Collab
  30. DucktaleZ 3
  31. Virus Alert - "Weird Al"
  32. Resident Koopa: Outbreak
  33. This is UNMEI
  34. There She Is!! step3
  35. There she is!! step 2
  36. Banana Phone
  37. |~Enemy In The Snow~|
  38. ANIMATION INVASION
  39. weebl and bob - kung fu
  40. Karma Ghost
  41. Animator vs. Animation II
  42. Taco-Man Game Master 1
  43. Amityville Toaster
  44. Salad Fingers Episode. 8
  45. William the Demon Killer
  46. Kegel T2MASET
  47. "The Portal"
  48. The Obvious Threat
  49. Angry Dog - Legal Lobster
  50. Knox & Tox's Thanksgiving
  51. Resident Earthbound
  52. There She Is!! step4
  53. Hoy te amo ++
  54. Hart's Valentine III
  55. Rotten Antenna
  56. Headphones On Your Heart
  57. Bjorn: Private Eye
  58. "A Slice of the Action"
  59. malachi the telekinetic
  60. Hunt of the Shoopacabra
  61. Ragtime with a Vengeance
  62. The Assumption Song
  63. Professor Layton pt.1
  64. Angry Dog - Lizard Dome
  65. Metropolis Circuit
  66. The CCs humble beginnings
  67. Fallen Angel Ep. 1 (Pt1)
  68. Fallen Angel Ep. 1 (Pt2)
  69. Fallen Angel Ep. 1 (Pt3)
  70. Cuboid Jazz Monster
  71. Polsupah
  72. Smile!
  73. Crow Clock Shorts #03
  74. Mystic Island 4
  75. ACML III: Bliss
  76. The ladys room
  77. art in the playground
  78. tWHYlight
  79. There She Is!! final step
  80. The Nut Job (part 1)
  81. Dwarf Invasion
  82. Valentine's Day 2009
  83. Don't Worry, Son
  84. Saturday Morning Watchmen
  85. Weebl and Bob : Gooshine
  86. Madness Aggregation
  87. Science!
  88. 8-BIT Waterslide
  89. Home Made DS
  90. A Bid For Freedom
  91. Misinterpretive Porn Star
  92. Tankmen Infinity
  93. Madness Consternation
  94. Skeleton Jack
  95. Advent of Sock
  96. Ultra Sheriff - Nemesis
  97. An Unfortunate Girl
  98. Mr. Twitcho
  99. Serial Environmentalist
  100. Gravitaxis ++
  101. Parliament Deathmatch
  102. Talk Show Hosts
  103. Pleasure Island 2
  104. Stupid Apocalypse
  105. What Birthers Believe
  106. Tarboy
  107. SillyStopSkateMation4
  108. Shards and Splinters
  109. CHU CHU
  110. Captain Planet Strip Club
  111. -Last Resort-
  112. -= PEE MAN II =-
  113. Jerry: The End
  114. Tentacle Monsters
  115. Claveman Ep. 5/5 Betatron
  116. Zanta Claws II
  117. Zanta Claws
  118. Telefrancais collab

Favorite Flash Games

  1. Combat Instinct 2
  2. Thief: quest for jewels
  3. Punk-o-matic
  4. ultimate flash sonic
  5. RaidenX
  6. B.B.Hood vs Bin Laden
  7. Johnny Rocketfingers 2
  8. Fancy Pants Adventures
  9. ClickDragType 2
  10. Brainbots
  11. Aqua Slug
  12. Flash Point
  13. Quell the Mutant Hordes
  14. Four Second Firestorm
  15. Short Circuit
  16. Wink: the Game
  17. Exmortis 2
  18. Detective Grimoire
  19. > - RhythmBlaster V2
  20. Portal: The Flash Version
  21. Wasted Sky
  22. Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!
  23. FPA: World 2
  24. Tri-achnid
  25. Goliath The Soothsayer
  26. Megaman vs Metroid
  27. Megaman vs Ghosts&Goblins
  28. Ivan Drago!
  29. The Last Stand 2
  30. Chronotron
  31. Game of Disorientation
  32. Dino Run
  33. You Have To Burn The Rope
  34. Coil
  1. Aether
  2. Z-Rox
  3. Magic Pen
  4. MindFeed
  5. Brawl Royale
  6. I wish I were the Moon
  7. Mastermind: WC
  8. Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman
  9. Castle Crashing the Beard
  10. Dark Cut
  11. The Last Stand.
  12. Dogfight 2
  13. :the game:
  14. SeppuKuties
  15. Bright in the screen CLNR
  16. Doom Triple Pack
  17. The Impossible Quiz 2
  18. Raid Gaza!
  19. Closure.
  20. Pandemic
  21. The Majesty of Colors
  22. Exploit
  23. Meat Boy
  24. Portal Defenders
  25. Gray
  26. Seed of Destruction
  27. Pilgrimage
  28. Little Wheel
  29. Super Mario 63
  30. Vorago
  31. Trick-or-Treat Adventure!
  32. Spewer
  33. Time Fcuk
  34. Icycle

Favorite Flash Authors

  1. AndrewDickman
  2. Zhu
  3. chefboyrd
  4. LegendaryFrog
  5. McRhyme
  6. Rob-D
  7. jato
  8. Unicamper
  9. Knox
  10. Needle
  11. Randy-Solem
  12. Misteroo
  13. chluaid
  14. phredrawles
  15. drumstick
  16. NALO
  17. Krinkels
  18. SamBakZa
  19. TheWeebl
  20. Dave
  21. LisVender
  22. Meddros
  23. LeftFootFirst
  24. O-Ovinnie
  25. crookedsixpence
  26. Trapezoid
  27. Wogoat
  28. Sakupen
  29. Staticreator
  30. Sexual-Lobster
  31. Jack-Mace
  32. Luis
  33. Celarent
  34. Sykohyko
  35. nachotururu
  36. jmtb02
  37. LefflerWebDesign
  38. peha-fr
  39. The-Super-Flash-Bros
  40. Double-Helix
  41. Doki
  42. Dustball
  43. HappyHarry
  44. evilzug
  45. hatrobot
  46. Egoraptor
  47. Vazz
  48. Jiggmin
  49. tlgmedia
  50. ken9000
  51. BarfQuestion
  52. ChrisNosal
  53. GolemCC
  54. fourchinnigan
  55. HotDiggedyDemon
  56. liljim
  57. jamesfarr
  58. Splapp-me-do
  59. AlmightyHans
  60. noogai
  61. rtil
  1. ebolaworld
  2. Cerberusuille
  3. MindChamber
  4. Macaroni-Penguin
  5. Mousekliks
  6. Pikanjo
  7. SWiTCH
  8. matt-likes-swords
  9. theBeastWhatSqueaks
  10. TmsT
  11. PEAB0
  12. Jess-The-Dragoon
  13. Skaijo
  14. Kol-Belov
  15. Oney
  16. Kianis
  17. RobsH66
  18. Sarkazm
  19. JohnnyUtah
  20. HapPie
  21. The-EXP
  22. dannyBstyle
  23. Evil-Dog
  24. raidgaza
  25. Nutcasenightmare
  26. Glaiel-Gamer
  27. Bluebaby
  28. Musician
  29. GregoryWeir
  30. SpikeVallentine
  31. The-Swain
  32. Eggy
  33. Con-Artists
  34. Komix
  35. Matzerath
  36. GoshaDole
  37. HeRetiK
  38. UltraSheriff
  39. karoshi
  40. Godlimations
  41. johnathan-wrathborne
  42. Nogfish
  43. DanPaladin
  44. LazyMuffin
  45. Proxicide
  46. AdultSwim
  47. captainmcross
  48. peixeaquatico
  49. Zeebarf
  50. RiftMaster
  51. Ben-Spurgin
  52. VillainousTurtleSLC
  53. RubberNinja
  54. StickemUpOnline
  55. eddsworld
  56. JAZZA
  57. TomaMoto
  58. FleckoGold
  59. Zombie-Pimp
  60. emily-youcis
  61. golfinho

Favorite Audio Submissions

  1. Castle Crashers Barracks Tune
  2. Tricky's Song
  3. -Orr- Four Brave Champions
  4. Now you're a hero
  5. Without a Ticket
  6. Que Pasa!?
  1. Combine Machinery Hall
  2. Final Eclypse
  3. Generic Horror Atmosphere #1
  4. Madness 4
  5. madness 6
  6. Madness7

Favorite Audio Artists

  1. DanPaladin
  2. Gorekiller
  3. Marty256
  4. Reachground
  1. DavidOrr
  2. Maindrian
  3. cheshyre

Favorite Art

  1. pipe dream
  2. while the world goes by
  3. robot repair service
  4. Annika
  5. Lonely Balloon
  6. Apple.
  1. down
  2. AS3 rendered: Pattern 1
  3. Red Dimension
  4. Under Cover
  5. The Heart of Saturday Night

Other Favorites

Movies

  1. Amarcord
  2. Ran
  3. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  4. Cloverfield
  5. The Incredibles
  1. WALL·E
  2. Coraline
  3. The Wrestler
  4. Burn After Reading

Books

  1. Gulliver's Travels
  2. The Idiot
  3. Nightfall
  1. Thud!
  2. 1984

Games

  1. Metal Gear Solid
  2. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
  1. Half-Life
  2. Winning Eleven (any version)

Music

  1. Thelonious Monk
  2. John Coltrane
  1. Art Blakey
  2. Franz Ferdinad

TV Shows

  1. Top Gear
  2. Psych
  1. House