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Total Medals Earned: 1,754 (From 323 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 29,095 Points

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Hitting Stuff at a Building

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

1/5 Stars 5 Points

Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered

Second floor please 5 Points

TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY

Darwin Award 5 Points

Achieve the inevitable

Poop Toucher 5 Points

You touched a poop!

Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points

Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.

First Contact 10 Points

You are now the ambassador for planet Earth

It's the Fart Man again 10 Points

Have you tried eating less fiber

Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points

Kill a construction worker

The Witching Hour 10 Points

Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims

Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points

Collect all the dumb movies

This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points

Visit the Demolition Carnival

Safe Cracker 100 Points

And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding

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Host Master Deux

Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/65 points)

One Helluva Schafer Entrance 25 Points

The man speaks to the people.

Cozy Stage 5 Points

This seems like the perfect place to... nobody's watching, right?

Here It Comes! 5 Points

'sup folks?

Cozy Spacesuit 10 Points

Way too cozy!

Sleep Is The Ally 10 Points

Zzzzzz

Too Much Rocketeering 10 Points

Whoops!

Hot Ninja Moon Moon

Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)

Meat and Greet 25 Points

Unlock Meat Boy

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Pieces of 8 25 Points

Beat the game with all 8 coins

Flawless Victory 50 Points

Beat the game without dying

How To Cook Everything

Medals Earned: 7/21 (65/390 points)

Club Sandwich 5 Points

Cook a Sandwich Order

Delicious Pizza 5 Points

Cook a Pizza Order

Steak Dinner 5 Points

Cook a Steak Dinner Order

Zesty Nachos 5 Points

Cook a Zesty Nacho Order

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Creamy Pasta 5 Points

Cook a Pasta Order

Old Fashioned Hamburger 5 Points

Cook a Hamburger Order

Wild Salmon 5 Points

Cook a Salmon Order

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Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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Hungry Gamers

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

I am Not a Witch

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)

Informed Voter 5 Points

Read about Christine

Good Citizen 5 Points

Give a lot of money to the IRS

Big Spender 10 Points

Buy every upgrade

Monster Killer 10 Points

Kill the boss

Pacifist 25 Points

Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.

Tea Party Nut 25 Points

Win the game

Undead 50 Points

Win without losing a life

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I Have 1 Day

Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)

How 'bout 2 days? 10 Points

Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.

Saw that coming 25 Points

Beat the game without wasting a single hour.

i saw her standing there

Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/105 points)

A Hero of a BF 5 Points

Complete Act 1

Girls and Guns 5 Points

Complete Act 2

stay together FOREVER 5 Points

Complete Act 3

These Heads 5 Points

Click on both the Credits Heads

Experimental Tendencies 10 Points

Play with cheats

Feelin Soft 25 Points

Complete a no-gun-run

Tough as Undead Nails 50 Points

All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)

I wanna be the flash game

Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

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I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

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