Total Medals Earned: 1,753 (From 323 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,110 Points
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/65 points)
The man speaks to the people.
This seems like the perfect place to... nobody's watching, right?
'sup folks?
Way too cozy!
Zzzzzz
Whoops!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)
Unlock Meat Boy
Beat the game with all 8 coins
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 7/21 (65/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Read about Christine
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (30/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/505 points)
Die 50 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?