Total Medals Earned: 1,754 (From 323 different games.) Total Medal Score: 29,095 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/11 (285/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/270 points)
Beat the tutorial.
Reach level 6.
Kill 50 enemies in one game.
Reach level X.
Beat the game with 100 coins or more.
Beat the game in under 4 minutes.
Beat the game without buying any upgrades.
Beat the game without collecting a single coin.
Beat the game without killing any enemies. (No shooting/stomping enemies)
Beat the game without taking damage.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/590 points)
Kill an enemy with your fist
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 13/23 (130/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/315 points)
Killed 100 zombies.
killed 300 zombies.
Coop shooter mastered a weapon use.
Finished the game.
Maxed a weapon.
Finished the game on "Overdosed".
Coop shooter received and mastered the Gatling gun.
Found the better combination.
Medals Earned: 8/18 (85/275 points)
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 12 hippos!
Crush 100 shells!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 35 running birds!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!